What's your SSID?

"Nibby" (nibby68)
09/10/2014 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (86)

mcseanerson > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:44

Not at home right now but mine is Bojangles.

Viggen > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:45

Ace Combat fans will get the reference.

Kinja'd!!!

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:45

Death Star.

My PC, which is a red NZXT Enthusiast tower, is named Red Leader.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:46

at home, mine is "turtle".

JGrabowMSt > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:47

I don't want to say mine, but someone in my neighborhood uses PENIS. Unfortunately, it's not possible to say it much louder than all caps.

Nibby > JGrabowMSt
09/10/2014 at 10:47

wut

Nibby > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 10:48

Is it slow?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:48

Mine currently is FON_ZON_FREE_INTERNET which is not free at all. Damn vacations.

Nibby > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/10/2014 at 10:48

DEAR READER

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:48

It was "FBI Surveillance Van #27"

then "Piece of Shit Router"

then "Turn Down Your Fucking Bass"

then briefly "FBI Child Porn Honeypot"

now it's "Hide yo kids hide yo Wifi"

Whenever I have my test router set up for networking shenanigains I set the SSID as "Porn Storage Facility #69"

Nibbles > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:48

I've got DERPAnet (5GHz), Canterlot (2.4GHz, the wife named it) and SpaceTeam.GuestWorld for, well, guests and SpaceTeam activities

 > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:49

BigNSlow

Amazing, I know.

ncasolowork2 > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:50

Our neighbors have a motorhome sitting in their driveway. our association bylaws say recreational vehicles don't get more than 5 days in a driveway. This is there year round. It was like this when we bought the house a year ago. I commented that it seemed like we moved in next door to the Griswalds. They even put a pool in their back yard this year (and now have a pile of dirt in their driveway must have got that Christmas bonus).

Since The Griswalsd would be too obvious we named our wifi The Clarks.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:51

"FBI Safe House #1"

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:51

Kinja'd!!!

I have 2, one on G and one on N.

Apologies, if the image is huge, not sure how to resize in Kinja, but it is ginormous in the preview.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:52

Obviously. I'm normally not at home, so I have the base 10Mbps speed package (or whatever it is that Comcrap is offering for $65/month without TV), so for most groups of people, it is slow.

Streams Netflix and Amazon Prime well enough, and XBox Live works on it, so I see no reason to give the grubby paws of Comcrap any more money.

Axel-Ripper > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:52

I've had "ThisIsNotAWiFiNetwork"

Currently "This Is Your Refrigerator Speaking" and another one that I don't remember off the top of my head.

Nibby > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza
09/10/2014 at 10:52

Awesome, stig!

ly2v8-Brian > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:54

NSA surveillance probe 47

Nibby > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 10:54

wut

I pay $30 a month for TWC with 15Mbps, internet only.

Sn210 > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:55

that's what I use for mine!

Sam > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:56

2WIRE609.

My family isn't that creative.

Nibby > Sn210
09/10/2014 at 10:58

OMG TWINS

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:59

FBI Surveillance Van #6

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 10:59

Where am I?

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:00

I will take this opportunity to mention the SSID I once saw that was " RaistLAN ". So nerd. Very D&D. Wow.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:00

Dagobah System

Nibby > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/10/2014 at 11:01

o-O

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:01

Virus_Detected is my primary, Pretty Fly For a WiFi is my guest network!

Nibby > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
09/10/2014 at 11:01

Heheheh

Bad Idea Hat > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:02

My last name.

I briefly had one that was "WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES" until my neighbor pointed out that the reference was waaaaaaay to obscure.

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:03

obviously...

Kinja'd!!!

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle
09/10/2014 at 11:05

STILL ON XP WOOHOO

twochevrons > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
09/10/2014 at 11:05

Well played, sir!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:06

The local Comcrap speed tiers are as follows (All without CATV or phone)

3Mbps/768kbps for $20/month on special (Normally $30/month)
6Mbps/1Mbps for $50/month
25Mbps/5Mbps for $65/month
105Mbps/20Mbps for $90/month on special (Normally $100/month)

Brian, The Life of > Sam
09/10/2014 at 11:06

D2E2A7, here.

::brofist::

Nibby > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 11:11

Rape and pillaging.

Gamecat235 > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:12

Iron Mountain. This is not creative at all. Though, everyone who is related to me, or who speaks German knows which network is mine.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ncasolowork2
09/10/2014 at 11:14

From Thanksgiving to New Year's, you should rename it "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

McLarry > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:14

My home wifi is called "Grandma's Molasses" (because the best service I could get in the area was DSL >_< ).

When I activate the wifi hotspot on my phone it comes up as "FBI Surveillance Van 4"

Corz > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:15

Fort Kickass

Mattbob > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:16

I think pretty fly for a wifi is the most common custom SSID I have seen. Somehow wherever I go, someone has that. Mine is "ATT509" Because I'm a baller like that.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:19

Mine is either Stubby Thumbnipples or No Porn for You! depending on how I feel.

StingrayJake > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:20

Mine is actually the same, but not by my choice. The wife saw it on the Internet and thought it was hilarious. Stuck with it now.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:30

What's even worse is that when you go on the website, it says my package is $54.95 a month.

The fine print then says
"Requires a CATV or Phone subscription"

That's a double play, you idiots! Of which there is a separate section on the page!

My other option is AT&T DSL (because we don't get u-verse in the boonies), and only Comcast gets you the possibility of speeds over 6Mbps.

If I wanted to, I could ditch Comcrap completely, but I'd have to cut back on streaming to get to 30GB cap with VZW and their LTE router.

Hi there > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 11:42

You might be able to get 50 Mbps out of the wall for that money, a bit less if you bought your own modem and router/AP.

Hi there > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 11:43

In central AR it's 50Mbps for ~$55 w/o a modem rental, $108 or so for 105/20 w/o a modem rental.

pdx107 > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:45

the very boring RCTID network

Hooker > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:47

d3ni3dacc3ss

On top of that, it's hidden.

On top of that, it has a semi-complicated password that I then converted to HEX.

TxBrumski > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:52

Trojan_Test_Net (Open)

Never had anyone try to connect.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 11:58

ThisLANIsMyLAN

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235
09/10/2014 at 12:01

Got it.

XJDano > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 12:02

RabbitHole

last one was RabbitShit, it died recently.

I also pay $29.99/MO for wireless. I have s small dish looking receiver on top of the house that plugs into the router thing.

Gamecat235 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/10/2014 at 12:04

Yeah, it does kind of require either knowledge of my last name, or a working knowledge of German.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235
09/10/2014 at 12:07

For more creativitude: FeMt

Gamecat235 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/10/2014 at 12:08

Then only my mother and wife would get it... and fates willing, my son when he finishes this year of Chemistry.

McMike > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 12:12

Like most of the stuff I name, it's stars with "Mc" McModem, McWireless, McRouter, etc have all been used.

I share my connection out of one of my Macs at work so we can test with mobile devices, and I (since doing so is soooooo against agency policy) named it "HP Color LaserJet 5550"

"Wow, this office has everything," they probably say. "Even the printers have the wifis."

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235
09/10/2014 at 12:16

The fewer the better!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235
09/10/2014 at 12:20

So, OppoBlog seems to be rolling along pretty well. Sounds like the Jalop guys are using it to grab stories for the front page. Hopefully my little Shared to OPPO graphic we've started using will make more people aware of it.

Wout says he's still planning on getting back in the groove with Best of OPPO at some point.

Gamecat235 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/10/2014 at 12:21

Awesome, yeah I've seen the "shared to" you've started using. I really like it. And I think it will make some of the cream skimming much easier for the staff.

Nibby > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 12:23

Ugh, disgusting

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235
09/10/2014 at 12:27

OPPO ~= 0.1% milk

The other benefit of the graphic is that it gives the author a little "atta boy", like you used to feel when your post made it on Best of OPPO. I'm all for encouraging more good content here.

and 100 more > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 12:31

"TheSpaghettis" - in reference to a family in-joke (we're Italian).

But I named my Roku "WeWillWeWillRoku". If that was the only shred of genius granted me this lifetime, then I am proud.

and 100 more > Brian, The Life of
09/10/2014 at 12:41

Is that a power chord?

and 100 more > McMike
09/10/2014 at 12:44

Well, you're 99% consistent then.

*secretly hoping you have named/will name your children "McChild"*

McMike > and 100 more
09/10/2014 at 12:55

*secretly hoping you have named/will name your children "McChild"*

That's better than McBastard, I suppose.

and 100 more > McMike
09/10/2014 at 12:57

Well, only if its an apt description. You must maintain your streak,

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 13:09

Mine Is Skynet

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 13:18

Not at home atm, but my SSID is "GET OUT"

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
09/10/2014 at 13:20

Damn, I'm getting 4mbps for $38/month.

And I'd go for the 6mbps $50/month (I don't think comcast even offers that where I live). Problem is though, I don't want to pay more for internet, I want to pay the same for more speed.

4mbps gets me through playing GT6 online great without lag and torrenting, so I'm happy.

Nibby > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
09/10/2014 at 13:45

One of my relative's SSID is "GET OFF"

ACESandEIGHTS > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 14:29

Fiat_Lux

I changed the name of my sister-in-law's SSID to "ionlyunpluggedit" after her network was irreparably wrecked and I had to spend hours rebuilding it. And now it reminds me of what a douche I apparently was. Oh well, at least it isn't broadcast to the entire public...

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Nibby
09/10/2014 at 14:30

I feel like mine is more threatening.